Hello. I can continue our conversation/make plans/brush my teeth at some point in mid-September, when the torrent of school-related emails and forms finally slows down.

Right now I am too busy signing up for the PTA, scheduling FLEX afterschool activities, devising sports carpools, trying to unsubscribe to the elementary school listserve, filling out emergency cards, creating Back to School Night reminder alerts and reading about the Westland lunch controversy to be of much use.

Can I sleep through the weekend?